Scorpion Squad: A How To

What you need:

-A nice big jar

-2 to 3 blacklights

-A pair of scorpian tongs

-a can of scorpion killer

(for those pesky ones that just won't come out of the cracks.)

and last but not least...

-A highly experienced/sometimes unexperienced team. As long as they are awesome, they'll do.

Step 1:

Use blacklight to locate scorpions along walls, under rocks, trees etc.

Step 2:

Use tongs to grab the little buggers by the tail.

Step 3:

Carefully place scorpion in giant glas jar. Check said jar periodically so there are so escapees. 

Step 4:

Once you have caught all you can, create a ring of fire then scorch those scorpions nice and good. 

And that's how it's done, folks!